This has been a really weird year for me so far. I’ve reviewed, like, five new movies. That’s crazy! Usually I just write about anything I happen to have seen recently, which can range wildly and is how I ended up writing about The Last Unicorn. Of course, movie critics generally try to stay pretty…
Finals week! The bane of every college student and probably also professor. Stress levels are high, caffeine intake is high, nutrition is secondary, sleep is irrelevant, alcohol should probably just not be touched. Finals week sucks most verily. As I wrapped up my exams and was still unmotivated to finish my papers, I once again…
Happy Easter, y’all! Reckon it might be suitable to do something thematically relevant to this special occasion…ah…here’s the thing, though: I tend to find filmic representations of the Crucifixion a little, how should I say this? Tasteless? Yeah. Tasteless. Personal opinion. Don’t worry, all of you who are for some reason worrying, for while it…
So, dedicated reader, perhaps over the months you’ve thought to yourself, “What kind of guy is this author of Second Breakfast?” Then again, maybe you haven’t. If you have, then it’s time to celebrate. All is about to be answered! Sure, I’ve talked a little about myself in some past articles, when appropriate, but I’ve…
Remember a few weeks back when I reviewed Oldboy in anticipation of Stoker because all of the advertisements for Stoker seemed to recommend that I try Oldboy, and then I did try Oldboy and I had a minor freak out, but decided in the end that I still wanted to watch Stoker, and I made…
The Hunt (2012) The Plot: Lucas (Danish Superstar Mads Mikkelsen) is a mild-mannered, lonely man who teaches at the nursery in his small, secluded hometown in Denmark. Things finally start comin’ up Milhouse when he strikes up his first romantic relationship since his recent divorce, and he begins to reconnect with his estranged son. Now,…
As I’ve mentioned in the past, I am currently studying abroad in London. Now, one of the many nice things about spending a semester anywhere in Europe is that the rest of Europe is both very close by and relatively cheap. I’m just wrapping up my spring break, which I spent travelling. I started off…
Rooster Illusion 