Baddie – Possibly history. Lesson – Douchebag teenagers are usually subjected to death by horror movie. And now for something completely different! A cross-over historical fiction + wendigo myth! What!? Is it Christmas already?? At first glimmer, Donner Pass is pretty in the same way as The Burrowers. Historical horror tends to have that same…
Baddie – Evolution? Lesson – Sometimes, first time’s the charm. Taste is in the eye of the beholder. Last week I reviewed a film called “The Lost Tribe”. If you’ll recall, it’s a remake of this film – produced less than two years after. This is the German movie poster. I haven’t taken German in…
Baddie – Evolution? Lesson – Students copy, artists steal. Directors make shameless ripoffs. Warning: This is a visual spoiler-heavy post. I usually try not to give away too much about the films I watch, but to talk about this one I’ve got to use pictures and stuff. Otherwise my review would be as follows: A dull…
Baddie – Spring Break 13: The Unsolicited return Lesson – Just…just never go on Spring Break. Let’s pretend that I’m not a graduate student and that I was fully aware it was Friday and stuff. Yeah. I like that world. Right off the bat I would like to note that this is a review of…
This week, in honor of not dying in the Mayan Apocalypse & the impending New Year (Lucky 13, everyone!) I opted to switch it up. Prior to Rooster Illusion, I actually watched movies like this because I like ’em. So here are two that I watched voluntarily, expecting them to be bad, but were actually quite…
Baddie – Saint Nick. This one is actually pretty obvious. Lesson – Dubbing makes everything better. Merry Apocalypsmas, kids. Here’s the fun part about foreign movies (this one is Danish). They have all this crazy humor that doesn’t make sense to me as an American. Also, there’s a lot of subtle racism. It’s so much…
Baddie – I can’t say. It’s a secret. Lesson – TV shows can do scary! I’m breaking tradition like crazy this week. I took the rulebook, and I threw it on the ground. I stomped on it a little for good measure, too. It started, like all good things in life, with peer pressure. In…
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