Baddie – Wes Craven (Yeah. Wes Craven) Lesson – The current economic climate has made farmers a little desperate. As you may remember from last week, I now have a Twitter. Follow me there for interesting mid-week horror/sci-fi tidbits and stuff. I’m…well I’m not really sure what I just watched. This is one of those…
Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…
Baddie – Lawyers. Lesson – If a movie requires you to take notes to keep things straight…you’re working too hard. So this week I watched Beast Beneath because I was told (by Netflix) that it was a treasure hunting story with a creature hunting the hunters. What it was, really, was an hour and a half…
Baddie – Low budgets. Lesson – I had bad luck today. Rules are meant to be broken. Here at SciFridays, I like to keep things fresh. So this week, on top of publishing behind schedule, I opted to watch a movie structured like a procedural. Plus, it’s about mummies. Or so I thought. I would…
Baddie – Poorly executed monsters. Lesson – Do. Not. Mess. With. Your. Mom. At first blush, this is kind of a pretty movie. It starts with some nice credits, time lapse shots, beautiful scenery and really wide angle shots. All things considered, the movie itself is fairly well shot. Now, that being said, this movie…
Baddie – Reality television. Ooooooooh. Lesson – Film crews always get the short stick. Always. I’ll be the first one to admit that the movies I pick for this blog tend to be ‘creature’ flicks. Okay, almost always. The closest I’ve gotten to a haunt is American Horror Story. So here we go, a ghost story. So…
Baddie – Apathy Lesson – I don’t know. This movie is better than Ambien. Sorry I’m late. I’m on vacation, sortof. One of the perks of this job is, since I don’t get paid, I write reviews whenever I WANT, son. And by that I mean promptly for Fridays unless I get distracted. This movie…
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