Baddie: Carnivorous plants. Lesson: It could be life saving to learn some vocabulary for the country you’ll be visiting. So, to be fair, I’m not reviewing the movie I -wanted- to review. That movie is called Prey, or sometimes, The Outback: Dreamtime’s Over depending on what country you’re in. As you’ll see in November, I’ve…
Ah, Octoberween. T’was ever a month so splendid as thou art? Yowza. The leaves are falling and gathering in ghostly breezes to follow along the heels of college students late at night and make them think that a witch is coming. Candy is cheap, decorations are expensive, and cereal turns milk into some truly funky…
Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…
Baddie – I can’t tell you. It’s a twist. Lesson – If there’s a weirdly puritanical camp counselor and people start dying, best behave yo’self. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I finally got around to…
Baddie – Netflix’s inability to label things properly. Lesson – Nobody move – there’s a good sequel lurking around here… If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th EVERYONE. Enjoy a double dose of…
Baddie – Teenagers. Again. Seriously. Lesson – Massacres usually involve blood…right? If you like mid-week horror in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! Also, tune in next week, as I’ll be reviewing the new ‘Riddick’ movie, and I’m beyond excited! So it’s…
Baddie – Honestly, a huge shark. Lesson – Australian movies hold no hope. I’m in a shark kinda mood. So I picked out a movie to watch – Blue Steel. Then I re-read the synopsis and realized I’ve already seen it. So I resorted to my second choice, The Reef, because who doesn’t want to watch the ‘scariest…
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