SciFridays: “The Black Cauldron” (1985)

Baddie – Disney movies are capable of being scary. Lesson – A movie can really stick with you through the years. Remember last week? I promised my brain cells I’d watch a children’s movie. What I didn’t tell them was that it was a very scary children’s movie (for a child). The Black Cauldron is…

SciFridays: “Hypothermia” (2010)

Baddie – Poorly executed monsters. Lesson – Do. Not. Mess. With. Your. Mom. At first blush, this is kind of a pretty movie. It starts with some nice credits, time lapse shots, beautiful scenery and really wide angle shots. All things considered, the movie itself is fairly well shot. Now, that being said, this movie…

SciFridays: “Grave Encounters” (2011)

Baddie – Reality television. Ooooooooh. Lesson – Film crews always get the short stick. Always. I’ll be the first one to admit that the movies I pick for this blog tend to be ‘creature’ flicks. Okay, almost always. The closest I’ve gotten to a haunt is American Horror Story. So here we go, a ghost story. So…

SciFridays: “Demonic” (2005)

Baddie – Apathy Lesson – I don’t know. This movie is better than Ambien. Sorry I’m late. I’m on vacation, sortof. One of the perks of this job is, since I don’t get paid, I write reviews whenever I WANT, son. And by that I mean promptly for Fridays unless I get distracted.  This movie…

SciFridays: “Hansel & Gretel” (2013)

Baddie – Asylum Studios. Lesson – Revenge is a dish best served with poetic justice. Here are some things I don’t do well with. Torture films, and people being cooked alive. GUESS WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT. So, right off the bat we have a bakery serving ‘meat pies’, a la Sweeney Todd. And some straight…

SciFridays: “Shark Week” (2012)

Baddie – Production. Lesson – Spending some time planning your movie is probably a good decision. Okay, so I’m on a shark kick. I like sharks. And look at the shark on this cover. It’s insane. It has like, a detachable jaw. And it’s called ‘Shark Week’ because they don’t give a damn if it’s…