SciFridays: “Rogue” (2007)

Baddie: Nature. Australia will kill you with nature. Lesson: Movies about giant monster crocodiles are finally living up their potential. All of Octoberween, SciFridays will be reviewing Australian horror films to honor the delightful movies from that delightful continent. This week is no exception. I’m very excited about this week’s movie, because I’ve actually been…

SciFridays: “Dying Breed” (2008)

Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention.  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…

SciFridays: “American Mary” (2012)

Baddie – Student loans, AM I RIGHT? Lesson – Surgeons are, and always will be, terrifying. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I think I’ve said it before – but most of the movies I review…

SciFridays: “Riddick” (2013)

Baddie – Potentially Vin Diesel’s ego. Lesson – Sometimes, 2 hours is too long. If you like mid-week horror in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! Ah, yes, Riddick. Who doesn’t love Vin Diesel? I literally just walked out of the theater, and there is…

SciFridays: “The Slaughterhouse Massacre” (2005)

Baddie – Teenagers. Again. Seriously. Lesson – Massacres usually involve blood…right? If you like mid-week horror in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! Also, tune in next week, as I’ll be reviewing the new ‘Riddick’ movie, and I’m beyond excited! So it’s…