Baddie: Carnivorous plants. Lesson: It could be life saving to learn some vocabulary for the country you’ll be visiting. So, to be fair, I’m not reviewing the movie I -wanted- to review. That movie is called Prey, or sometimes, The Outback: Dreamtime’s Over depending on what country you’re in. As you’ll see in November, I’ve…
Baddie: Nature. Australia will kill you with nature. Lesson: Movies about giant monster crocodiles are finally living up their potential. All of Octoberween, SciFridays will be reviewing Australian horror films to honor the delightful movies from that delightful continent. This week is no exception. I’m very excited about this week’s movie, because I’ve actually been…
IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE HE GETS A MAKEOVER. I’m so excited I can’t breathe. If it is, they are making me wait. The episode begins with a small boy in the forest, chasing after what turns out to be a ghost. It also turns out that Morales (Abbie’s old flame) is as suspicious of…
Baddie: All men, regardless. Apparently. Lesson: Sometimes a sleepy movie never really wakes up. Ahh, the marathon of outback horror continues. (For those newcomers to the column, all of Octoberween, SciFridays will be reviewing Australian horror films to honor the delightful movies from that delightful continent). The film opens with some very annoying papyrus subtitles…
Well, the internet is FREAKING out about Sleepy Hollow. So much so that Fox has renewed it for a second season already! Then again…The Following is getting a second season too. I remain unsold. This week begins with a flashback – but more importantly it begins with a sonnet. Ichabod, being from the past, is much…
Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…
The episode opens with a freaky dream. A lot of people dream in this show, and it’s often indicative of what’s going on (or what’s going to happen). By the way, if anyone didn’t know, Abbie’s sister Jenny is in a psych ward for the same ‘vision’ Abbie had. I think there’s probably a little…
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