“The Fall” is also the name of my ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. So I’m going to use this opportunity to plug it. Go see it. So, are they gay or straight? Panamourous? Pansexual? Asexual? Who cares? OH YEAH. No one. No one cares. Fox. Stahp. I guess it’s alright to use the weirdness of the…
Baddie – 3-D Movies Lesson – Honor those who came before you. I hate being predictable, but I do love watching horror movies with my favorite actors in them. It is slightly strange that this is the second time I’ve watched a remake intentionally because of an actor, but hey. This is America. Also, Jensen…
Try as you might, “The Following”, you shan’t resist the charms of the ‘procedural’ for long! No! I won’t! I’ll never join you! You will. It’s in your script, your writing, your direction. You can’t fight your producers. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo- It’s too late. The transformation has been creeping up on you little by little. The rebellions…
Baddie – Love. Lesson – Someone is always going to hate on your parade. I don’t really have an opinion on Valentine’s Day, but I do love seasonally appropriate reviews. So curl up with a friend, or watch it in embittered silence, it’s up to you. It’s a hoorror moovie seht in Nohva Scohtia, doncha…
This week…well well well. If last week was the calm before the storm, this was the storm that was as fierce as a complicated simile that went nowhere. I am at this weird limbo where I can’t tell if the writers are idiots writing themselves furiously in and out of corners, or if they’re geniuses.…
Holy jeeze consistency. Here’s episode 3. I am less impressed this week. I don’t know, you guys. As I’ve mentioned before, “The Following” takes itself pretty seriously. This week was kind of like, ‘underwhelming plot twist week’. Like they fancy themselves J.J. Abrams or something. I will reference “Fringe” here, because it features wonderful plot…
Enjoy a spiffy new column we’re calling ‘Rooster Recap’, in which you can find brief synopsis/reviews of an ongoing show, hosted by one of the columnists here. This time around, we’ll continue “The Following”, reviewed by Sarah from SciFridays. I don’t know if you guys have been watching “The Following”, but despite my tentative skepticism…
Rooster Illusion 