Baddie – Johnny Depp/Robert Downey Jr. Lesson – If necessity is the mother of invention, reinventions are the weird offspring. I think it’s safe to say that there is a trend in Hollywood to create zany reiterations of things in the past. Sherlock Holmes (RDJ) and the BBC Sherlock, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, for example. I…
“The Fall” is also the name of my ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. So I’m going to use this opportunity to plug it. Go see it. So, are they gay or straight? Panamourous? Pansexual? Asexual? Who cares? OH YEAH. No one. No one cares. Fox. Stahp. I guess it’s alright to use the weirdness of the…
Baddie – 3-D Movies Lesson – Honor those who came before you. I hate being predictable, but I do love watching horror movies with my favorite actors in them. It is slightly strange that this is the second time I’ve watched a remake intentionally because of an actor, but hey. This is America. Also, Jensen…
Try as you might, “The Following”, you shan’t resist the charms of the ‘procedural’ for long! No! I won’t! I’ll never join you! You will. It’s in your script, your writing, your direction. You can’t fight your producers. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo- It’s too late. The transformation has been creeping up on you little by little. The rebellions…
Baddie – Love. Lesson – Someone is always going to hate on your parade. I don’t really have an opinion on Valentine’s Day, but I do love seasonally appropriate reviews. So curl up with a friend, or watch it in embittered silence, it’s up to you. It’s a hoorror moovie seht in Nohva Scohtia, doncha…
This week…well well well. If last week was the calm before the storm, this was the storm that was as fierce as a complicated simile that went nowhere. I am at this weird limbo where I can’t tell if the writers are idiots writing themselves furiously in and out of corners, or if they’re geniuses.…
Baddie – Possibly history. Lesson – Douchebag teenagers are usually subjected to death by horror movie. And now for something completely different! A cross-over historical fiction + wendigo myth! What!? Is it Christmas already?? At first glimmer, Donner Pass is pretty in the same way as The Burrowers. Historical horror tends to have that same…
Rooster Illusion 