Baddie: Nature v. Nurture Lesson: Have a long engagement. NOTE: Chris, of Second Breakfast, has written a rebuttal post to my critique of Crimson Peak. Read it here. In the time that has passed since I watched Crimson Peak, it’s been very difficult to pin down exactly how I felt about it. I love Guillermo del…
Baddie: Alchemist Law Lesson: Everything has a price. Guys, I love Guillermo del Toro and I love Ron Perlman, so you can imagine my delight when I discovered there was a movie made in the 90’s, by del Toro, starring Ron Perlman. This film is also del Toro’s feature film debut! What a great day. (As you…
Baddie: Activists! Who do they even help, really? Lesson: Maybe last minute trips to Peru to provoke some guys with guns wasn’t the -best- plan. I finally had a chance to see the long-awaited The Green Inferno in theaters, so enjoy this extra-special review in the midst of my 90’s Octoberween. The regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow as…
Baddie: Serial killers who never ever learn. Lesson: I don’t even know. Extortion is bad? IT’S OCTOBERWEEN. This is my third Octoberween with Rooster Illusion and I hope you guys have enjoyed it just as much. I realized two things this year – One, I like theme months. Two, I’ve only reviewed three movies from the 90’s (It, Relic and Shark…
Pet Sematary | It | Children of the Corn | The Mist Baddie: Human hubris. Lesson: If at first you don’t succeed, have Frank Darabont write the movie adaptation. Sad though it is, Shame September must once again come to an end. I saved The Mist for last, because it has the most hype as being a…
Pet Sematary | It | Children of the Corn | The Mist Baddie: Blind religion. Lesson: Never trust a child in a hat. I should mention off the bat that this movie has an insane amount of sequels. Eight total movies and one SyFy remake, the most recent coming out in 2011. I fully acknowledge I am…
Baddie: Mommy issues, as per usual. Lesson: He told you not to go out. As you’ll recall, I tackled the remake of this film, starring one Elijah Wood, a few weeks ago. I haven’t reviewed an honest to goodness slasher movie in a while, so I thought I’d also give the original a go. I’m also usually…
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