“It was on a dreary night in November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life about me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the…
Baddie: All men, regardless. Apparently. Lesson: Sometimes a sleepy movie never really wakes up. Ahh, the marathon of outback horror continues. (For those newcomers to the column, all of Octoberween, SciFridays will be reviewing Australian horror films to honor the delightful movies from that delightful continent). The film opens with some very annoying papyrus subtitles…
Well, the internet is FREAKING out about Sleepy Hollow. So much so that Fox has renewed it for a second season already! Then again…The Following is getting a second season too. I remain unsold. This week begins with a flashback – but more importantly it begins with a sonnet. Ichabod, being from the past, is much…
Man, did any of you read my review of The Place Beyond the Pines? It was a while back, a few months. I made a point in my opening paragraph about how that movie starred Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper, two men who are widely considered among the most attractive alive, and how that was…
It may come off as vaguely ironic to some that a column named after food from a pig would be the one to cover a Jewish horror film. That’s fully understandable, but I hope that you’ll allow me this one indulgence. This film caught my curiosity, t was on Netflix streaming just a year after…
Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…
Well, here we are again. Sarah here, from SciFridays, taking a recap of another Fox show. We all know how well that turned out last time, *coughTheFollowingcough*. Actually, the reason these are starting three episodes in is because of my inherent skepticism that this would be a good show.
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