Netflix Review: ‘Creature from the Black Lagoon’
Aw yeah.
Review: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Before I start the review, I’m going to take a moment to talk about the massacre in Colorado. Better, wiser people than I have said better, wiser things than I’m going to say. But bear with me. It’s a terrible, terrible thing that happened. I can’t fathom what the victims and their families are going…
Video Review: “Magic Mike” and “The Amazing Spider-Man”
This week, James puts his movie opinions in your ears instead of your eyes. Because Writer’s Block, like karma, is a bitch.
Mini Review: ‘Ted’ is Pretty Much What You’d Expect
A mini review, what’s that? It’s something new I’m trying out, where I just give you the bare bones of a review. Usually when I don’t have much to say about a movie. Sounds cool. Hook me up, bro. I don’t think you can pull that off. Your shorts aren’t pastel enough.
Review: “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” Sure is a Good Time
Sorry this thing is a day late. I, along with thousands of other people, lost power after a huge thunderstorm hit the DC area. Imagine my horror when I realized that this cost me not only my air conditioning, but the internet as well. Talk about adding insult to injury. First world problems. Gotta love…
Short Film Review: ‘Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses’
Hey, is it Friday already? Man, time flies when you’re unemployed. Did you forget to write a review until the last minute? Oh, disembodied voice. If only it were that simple. No, I didn’t forget. But it gets pretty damn hot in DC, and the closest theater to have Rock of Ages is like a…
Review: ‘Prometheus’ Is Much More than the Sum of its Flaws
James, where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is? Okay, I know it’s late, but—Late? This review is so late that I thought you were dead! Really? No. It is late, though. Thanks for pointing that out. Any time. Prometheus (2012): The Plot: Some naïve scientists (Noomi Rapace and some…
Rooster Illusion 