Review: ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ is Kind of a Mess
Hey, it’s a review! I’m as surprised as you are, man. I definitely thought that moving would kind of get in the way of this whole “blogging” thing. Huh. Go me.
Review: ‘Men in Black 3’ Is Fun and Surprisingly Poignant
A witty and hilarious introduction. Weak, dude.
Review: ‘Battleship’ is Pretty Dumb, But Kind of Sweet
Hey, you guys get two reviews this week. Two? I thought this one was just a day early. Or a day late and 400 words longer than I’d intended. Who knew I had so much to say about Battleship? Anyway, come back tomorrow for my review of Men in Black 3. It’ll be…out of this…
Review: ‘Dark Shadows’ is at Least 70% of a Good Movie
Well, it’s good to be back. Yeah, but this post is, like, five days late. Is it? Or did I just decide to make Friday my review day? Tune in next week to find out. James, your illness and sunburn have driven you to the brink of madness. The people need answers now! Tell them…
Rooster Illusion 