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Author Archives: Will Standish

A Bomb in the Lasagna Watched All of the “Star Wars Holiday Special” For You: A Life Day Extravaganza

When you think of the holiday season, what comes to mind? Is it a twinkling array of lights? Family and friends? Are you filled with the spirit of hope, generosity, and miracle? Or do you see hairy, unblinking faces? Do cartoon sand monsters slither through your mind? Does a large, four armed cook yell at…

December 24, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Show Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: “Top Five” is a Mostly Really Good Dramedy

  Top Five (2014) The Plot: On the day before his live-on-air marriage to reality star Erica Long (Gabrielle Union), comedian and recovering alcoholic Andre Allen (Chris Rock) is in Manhattan promoting the release of his new critically maligned drama. At the urging of his agent (Kevin Hart), Andre agrees to do an in-depth interview…

December 17, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna Tried His Best to Not Make a Joke About ‘Catching’ “Foxcatcher” in Theaters

Well, it’s been a fortnight since I wrote here last, but after some travels and long holiday retail hours, I’m back, I’m full of holiday cheer, and I’m ready to spread it through the world via film reviews. So with that, let’s look at a harrowing drama that ends with a murder. Foxcatcher (2014)

December 10, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: You’ve Probably Seen “St. Vincent” Before

The Plot: Vincent McKenna (Bill Murray) is a heavy drinking, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking, hooker-hirin’ gambler. In other words, the kind of guy who’s probably pretty low on your list of potential babysitters for your meek, precocious 12 year old boy. Despite all of these charming qualities, fate and long work hours make Vincent the afterschool caretaker…

November 19, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: ‘Big Hero 6’ is 8 Year Old Me’s Favorite Movie

With Disney’s purchase of Marvel in 2009, it was a question of when audiences would see a Marvel property under the Disney animation banner, not if. Perhaps that’s why it was so surprising that Disney’s first animated Marvel film wasn’t based on renowned characters, but a reimagining of a comic obscure to all but the…

November 12, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: “Birdman” Was Worth Ending My Octoberween Reviews Early

This week was a crossroads of sorts for me. With two days left of Octoberween, I had to make an important decision as to whether I was going to write one last article on cheesy Halloween goodness, or whether to take those first bold steps into the uncharted territory of the 2014 prestige film season…

October 30, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: “Troll 2” is the Right Kind of Horrible

Judging by my last two reviews, my Octoberween theme is apparently concerned with the “treat” side of this while “trick or treat” concept. Originally, I was going to do a 180 from my previous reviews and look at a Criterion horror movie like The Innocents, but then when I realized it wasn’t available on Hulu…

October 22, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

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