Baddie – Goo! Lesson – Uh. Love the…Earth…yeah. I thought I would change it up a little bit this week and watch something about an inanimate object. It has heavy religious notes and is drug suggestive. However, much like last week, the chick on the cover is never in the movie. Neither are those weird…
We’re more than halfway, folks! Episode 8 of the scheduled 15. Dare I venture to say that this is turning into quite the good show…? It still has a lot of faults, to be sure, but the things that I like about “The Following” are the choices they make to be unconventional. For example, this…
Baddie – Nyarlathotep Lesson – Blind ambition is occasionally bad, even when it has heart. I think I’m in a literary state of mind. So much Poe, now some Lovecraft! This was SOME movie, you guys. It was full of outdated jokes, weird anachronisms, and bizarre plot stuff. The premise is that a new reporter (Rebecca)…
Bigggggg news this week, huh kids? Joe, escaping from prison. Whoa. Also, sad for the lawyer. Sucks to suck. Joe spends a lot of time strategizing. Nine whole years, as he points out in some monologging with Hardy. He’s built an entire web of Followers, and he’s not really met all of them yet. He orchestrated, somehow,…
Baddie – Johnny Depp/Robert Downey Jr. Lesson – If necessity is the mother of invention, reinventions are the weird offspring. I think it’s safe to say that there is a trend in Hollywood to create zany reiterations of things in the past. Sherlock Holmes (RDJ) and the BBC Sherlock, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, for example. I…
“The Fall” is also the name of my ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. So I’m going to use this opportunity to plug it. Go see it. So, are they gay or straight? Panamourous? Pansexual? Asexual? Who cares? OH YEAH. No one. No one cares. Fox. Stahp. I guess it’s alright to use the weirdness of the…
Baddie – 3-D Movies Lesson – Honor those who came before you. I hate being predictable, but I do love watching horror movies with my favorite actors in them. It is slightly strange that this is the second time I’ve watched a remake intentionally because of an actor, but hey. This is America. Also, Jensen…
Rooster Illusion 