Hey, everybody. James here. Sarah’s currently doing stuff (Traveling? Dead?), so there’s no SciFriday this week. I’ll be filling in today, guest-writing on my own blog, which, now that I think of it, is probably not something that I needed to explain. I am the Boss. This is my domain. I demand statues and a…
Happy Halloween, ya turkeys! Halloween (1978): The Plot: Fifteen years after killing his teenage, not-a-virgin sister when he was six, Michael Myers (Austin Powers, The Love Guru) escapes from a mental institution and returns to his hometown so he can hunt down some baby sitters, because, uh…well, one girl totally keeps having sex with her…
HOLY CRAP IT IS ALMOST HALLOWEEN I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR COSTUMES READY. What am I going as, you ask? Not sure. It’s a toss-up between Skinny Indiana Jones (Skindiana Jones?) and Video Store Clerk Who Didn’t Make a Costume. But enough of my wicked awesome Halloween plans. Let’s get on to the important stuff,…
Hey, chumps. Octoberween is still happening. Tell yer friends. Saw (2004): The Plot: A doctor (Cary Elwes) and a sleazy photographer (Leigh Whannell) wake up chained by their feet to opposite sides of a super gross bathroom. As they try to find a way out, they discover tapes and clues left behind by their captor,…
Rooster Illusion’s manifest destiny has been going off without a hitch. Four new writers have burst forth from the John Hurt-like cavities of this blog and into the isolated spaceship of your hearts, with more yet to come. The numbers say that you, the teeming masses, are loving the changes. Numbers don’t lie. I’m not…
While you were eating breakfast this morning, or maybe dinner last night, Rooster Illusion was in a cave in the Himalayas cracking his knuckles (even though his Mom told him not to) and getting down to business. Note: His Mom told him that when he was younger. Rooster Illusion does not live with his parents.…
Finally, an October without homework. Now I can appreciate the month for what it really is: thirty days leading up to Halloween. Hallo-Month. That’s terrible. Octoberween? Meh. Good enough. Happy Octoberween, kids. Since I’m apparently in the mood for some spooky fun, Rooster Illusion is reviewing a horror movie a week, so you can look forward to…
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