Review: ‘Men in Black 3’ Is Fun and Surprisingly Poignant
A witty and hilarious introduction. Weak, dude.
Review: ‘Battleship’ is Pretty Dumb, But Kind of Sweet
Hey, you guys get two reviews this week. Two? I thought this one was just a day early. Or a day late and 400 words longer than I’d intended. Who knew I had so much to say about Battleship? Anyway, come back tomorrow for my review of Men in Black 3. It’ll be…out of this…
Review: ‘Dark Shadows’ is at Least 70% of a Good Movie
Well, it’s good to be back. Yeah, but this post is, like, five days late. Is it? Or did I just decide to make Friday my review day? Tune in next week to find out. James, your illness and sunburn have driven you to the brink of madness. The people need answers now! Tell them…
Welcome to Rooster Illusion
Where am I? What is this place? Don’t freak out, disembodied voice. It’s just the internet. Just the internet? Are you kidding me? This place is terrifying! But we’ve kind of already lived here. Remember all those columns for the Hill News that got put online? Like, every week for the last year? Yeah, I guess. See?…
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