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Tag Archives: Channing Tatum

Saturday Morning Cartoons – “The Book of Life” (2014) Ponders Death

  The Book of Life is a computer animated film that centers around the Mexican holiday of the Day of the Dead. It tells the story told a million times of two men trying to win the heart of the same woman, but adds a bit of a spin on it when two gods bet…

June 25, 2016 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

A Bomb in the Lasagna Tried His Best to Not Make a Joke About ‘Catching’ “Foxcatcher” in Theaters

Well, it’s been a fortnight since I wrote here last, but after some travels and long holiday retail hours, I’m back, I’m full of holiday cheer, and I’m ready to spread it through the world via film reviews. So with that, let’s look at a harrowing drama that ends with a murder. Foxcatcher (2014)

December 10, 2014 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: The Lego Movie Is Perfect

The few, the proud, the “those with nothing better to do” among you probably know by now that I always begin my articles with a completely pointless introductory paragraph before I approach my obligatory plot summary. Not this time, folks. I’m reviewing The Lego Movie this week and I cannot postpone my excitement. I’m getting…

February 9, 2014 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast, Valuable Information.

Rooster Illusion: That (second) ‘Die Hard in the White House’ Movie

Just in case you still haven’t seen Die Hard. Also, I reviewed the (first) “Die Hard in the White House” movie back in March. White House Down (2013): The Plot: Cale Vente Latte (Channing Tatum) is handsome and charming, but doesn’t really have his shit together or respect authority. He does have a daughter (Joey King),…

July 13, 2013 in Movie Review.

Video Review: “Magic Mike” and “The Amazing Spider-Man”

This week, James puts his movie opinions in your ears instead of your eyes. Because Writer’s Block, like karma, is a bitch.

July 14, 2012 in Movie Review, Video Review.

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