Baddie – I can’t tell you. It’s a twist. Lesson – If there’s a weirdly puritanical camp counselor and people start dying, best behave yo’self. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I finally got around to…
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 You guys, I’m just so excited about this week’s movie I’m not even going to waste your time on a lengthy introductory paragraph. Much Ado About Murder (1973) The Plot: Edward Lionheart (Vincent Price) was a popular Shakespearean actor until London’s ruthless critics’ circle ruined his career.…
Baddie – Student loans, AM I RIGHT? Lesson – Surgeons are, and always will be, terrifying. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I think I’ve said it before – but most of the movies I review…
A friend of mine recently observed, and I think he’s quite right, that, “you can tell a lot about a person based on their reaction to the question, ‘Hey, do you want to go see the new Woody Allen movie tonight?’” Admittedly, neither he nor I were a hundred percent positive as to what you…
Put yourself in Southern Texas, in the shoes of an average Joe retired welder who stumbles across millions of dollars in a bag after a drug exchange goes wrong. Sounds like a pretty good place to be, right? Well, now take off those shoes and slip in a crazed psychopathic killer with an uncanny tracking…
Baddie – Netflix’s inability to label things properly. Lesson – Nobody move – there’s a good sequel lurking around here… If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th EVERYONE. Enjoy a double dose of…
And, uh, not in a good way. Okay, I did laugh at the dog bit. Crotch jokes are always funny. Kick-Ass 2 (2013): The Plot: A few years after the events of Kick-Ass, Dave/Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Mindy/Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) are both trying to live normal lives as normal high school students. But—uh-oh!—Dave…
Rooster Illusion 