Baddie: I mean, I guess…uh…Santa? That seems wrong. Lesson: Finnish men are crazy. Merry Christmas, you guys! I, for one, am really looking forward to heading home and taking an actual vacation! Grad school is the pits! Yayyyyyyyy! This week, you ALMOST had to sit through another awful Christmas Movie like last year (strange Danish…
In 1937, the world at large was introduced to a little creature, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins, who lived in a hole in a ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down…
Baddie: Being sober! Lesson: If there’s something weird in your neighborhood, who’re you gonna call? BARTENDER! It isn’t often that I watch a movie that’s intended to be funny (for this column). Sharknado and Sharktopus and Piranahaconda aside – because those are movies that are intended to be funny by having you believe that the filmmakers are inept, which…
I have to say, you guys are kind. Last week’s review read like the musings of a rambling insomniac. I’ll try and be a little more cohesive in the future. So! What is a Golem, you might be wondering to yourself? Well, it’s typically a stone/clay giant that can be controlled by a scroll or an incantation,…
The snow has fallen, the air is chilled, the earth is… frozen, there’s cheer in the faces of those you pass by unless they’re students, and radio stations are bursting with horrible pop covers of Christmas carols. Christembermas has arrived. Merbl, that one doesn’t work as well as Octoberween. Oh well, I tried. The point…
Baddie: Oh, man, so many things. Lesson: Anthologies are sometimes awesome! Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. I was so taken with V/H/S (see my other review) that I chose to watch the second one the following day. V/H/S/2 is also an anthology of shorts so I’ll review them…
Sorry about the lateness – I was on vacation, and then grad school happened again, blah blah I was busy. I love Jenny! Let’s have more Jenny! And…uh, Katrina, I guess? She’s not super fleshed out yet, so I find myself not really caring. We start this episode out with some straight-up Evil Dead references. Good…
Rooster Illusion 