As I said earlier, I recently made the dubious decision to spend all of April watching and reviewing terrible fantasy movies from the 1980s. Let’s be honest with each other; this cannot and will not have any effect—negative or positive—on my readership, so while the toll it’s taken on me is, indeed, noteworthy, I’m not…
Here there be spoilers for Batman v Superman and the Fast & Furious franchise. Ye be warned. Warner Brothers and DC Comics are faced with the unenviable task of turning the hesitant, self-interested heroes of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice into an effective superhero team by the time Justice League Part 1 hits theaters in November of 2017. In addition to…
I’ve decided, for whatever reason, to devote the entirety of April to reviewing terrible ‘80s fantasy films. Having now commenced this process, I can honestly say that it doesn’t stand as one of the absolute best decisions I’ve ever made, because, I mean, well, let’s just let the movies speak for themselves, shall we? Sword…
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye. The Little Prince is a beautifully animated and beautifully told story that is at times both heartwarming and heartbreaking, and teaches us about both childhood and how to grow up. I would not hesitate to say…
That’s all, folks! The votes are cast and counted and we find ourselves with a clear winner. Rooster Illusion’s Best Film of 2015 is Mad Max: Fury Road. Congratulations. And thanks very much to everyone who voted, we appreciate your participation. Let us all celebrate with yet another viewing of Fury Road, because you never…
Before we get started, I want you to picture Superman. What’s coming to mind, reader? Are you seeing the blue costume? How about those red trunks bad comedians love to talk about? Are you thinking of his speed relative to speeding bullets or that bit about truth, justice, and whatnot? Now, are you picturing Superman…
The final is now upon us! It’s an R-rated sci-fi thriller vs. an R-rated sci-fi thriller. Mad Max: Fury Road faces off against Ex Machina. I’m very pleased to see it come down to this. Two of the year’s best movies competing for what I’m sure is a highly coveted title, Rooster Illusion’s Best Film…
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