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/horror is stranded with Blake Lively in “The Shallows” (2016)

Baddie: One large, bitter shark. Lesson: Surfing can be dangerous if you let it be? If you’ve followed Rooster Illusion and /horror [SciFridays] for a while, you’ll know I like shark movies. I’m tempted to say the last theatrical shark movie release was Shark Night? (Internet, help?) In 2011. Needless to say, I’ve been waiting,…

July 8, 2016 in Movie Review, SciFriday, slash_horror.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: Love, Friendship, and the Gassy Dead “Swiss Army Man”

If you’ve heard anything at all about Swiss Army Man, there’s a chance you’ve already made up your mind about whether or not it’s going to be your thing. Since it’s debut at Sundance earlier this year (and the storied theater walk-outs that accompanied it), Swiss Army Man has been most commonly known by another, admittedly accurately…

July 7, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: The Rock, the Heat, and ‘Central Intelligence’

“I am confident that someday in the future The Rock, who was once a professional wrestler, will run for president of the United States, and I think that he will win. I have seen with my own eyes the power of The Rock. The Rock is a uniter, not a divider. When the BOP showed…

July 3, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: “The Lobster” is Never Gonna Fall for Modern Love

Modern dating is hard. I mean, past dating was hard too, but it didn’t lend itself quite as well to high concept sci-fi as the age of finding romance on Tinder and OKCupid (do people still use that?). In The Lobster, which premiered at Cannes in 2015 and found it way to US theaters this…

June 29, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: Brush Up Your Shakespeare 19: The Hollow Crown (Part 7)

Well, it has been a wild ride. Henry VI, Part 1 was—for lack of a better word—horrible. Yeah, horrible pretty much sums it up. Henry VI, Part 2 was pretty good. It certainly did a lot despite the terrible groundwork provided by Part 1, and it gave me hope for this week’s rendition of Richard…

June 26, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Saturday Morning Cartoons – “The Book of Life” (2014) Ponders Death

  The Book of Life is a computer animated film that centers around the Mexican holiday of the Day of the Dead. It tells the story told a million times of two men trying to win the heart of the same woman, but adds a bit of a spin on it when two gods bet…

June 25, 2016 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Second Breakfast: Brush Up Your Shakespeare 18: The Hollow Crown (Part 6)

Last week, I gave a resoundingly negative review to the BBC’s continuation of The Hollow Crown series. Their rendition of Henry VI, Part 1 was actually an adaptation of Part 1 and Part 2, and cut out over fifty percent of the two plays, and was otherwise just kind of terrible. That didn’t leave me…

June 19, 2016 in Movie Review.

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