The few, the proud, the “those with nothing better to do” among you probably know by now that I always begin my articles with a completely pointless introductory paragraph before I approach my obligatory plot summary. Not this time, folks. I’m reviewing The Lego Movie this week and I cannot postpone my excitement. I’m getting…
Another year has passed. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve watched a bunch of movies. We have written about those movies with the passion of a thousand typewriting monkeys. We’re older, wiser, cooler, harder, better, faster, and, yes, stronger. And it’s all thanks to you, the reader. Well, not all of it. Most of it is…
Some of you have been with us since the beginning. You are heroes. Your parade is coming in the mail. It will take six to eight weeks to arrive, but it will be spectacular. The rest of you are okay. Either way, you’re here, it’s October, and that’s all that matters. Rooster Illusion tradition, passed…
Hey, gang! James here, writing to tell you that this blog is a year old, and finally ready to play with those sorting shape toys. Time flies, they grow up so fast, etc. But seriously, I’m super proud of how far this thing has come. In that year we’ve gotten seven new writers and over…
Hello folks, this is Colin from Strange Bacon checking in on hump day to wish a happy 89th birthday to the late Marlon Brando. Considered many to be the greatest American actor of all time, Brando starred in memorable films A Streetcar Named Desire, Apocalypse Now, and The Godfather, among countless others.
Hey, all. James here. Shelley, writer of the fantastic (and pretty darn popular) Single-Malt Movies, is taking some time off from blogging. No need to worry, though. She’ll be back as soon as she can, maybe even in a couple weeks if you all behave yourselves. As her boss, I can tell you that her…
Finally, an October without homework. Now I can appreciate the month for what it really is: thirty days leading up to Halloween. Hallo-Month. That’s terrible. Octoberween? Meh. Good enough. Happy Octoberween, kids. Since I’m apparently in the mood for some spooky fun, Rooster Illusion is reviewing a horror movie a week, so you can look forward to…
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