Baddie – Circumstance. Lesson – Try not to get trapped in a grocery store with a shark. When we were in college, James and I made a lot of jokes about weird monster hybrids. One of these was ‘Sharkgurt: Lactose isn’t the only dangerous thing in the dairy isle’. So you can imagine my delight…
Well here we are. Episode 15. Little did I know when I wrote the first recap of the premiere that I was making such a huge commitment. This episode is called “The Final Chapter”, because, y’know. There’s a book metaphor. I think it goes without saying, but, SPOILERS. So, we ended last week with Parker in…
Baddie – A wendigo! A tunnel! A rabbit! A leech! The water! The tunnel again! Lesson – Seriously, the Outback will MESS you UP. ***CAUTION*** This post contains some graphic images (because they were too awesome not to share) but it’s probably the goriest post I’ve done. Oh hey! An Australian movie! Readers, you may…
This episode is called “The End is Near” which is so very…original. Y’know, because it’s the second to last episode in the season. I’m expecting some kind of twist (or cliffhanger).Because there had BETTER BE ONE. So this week starts with Joe watching Ryan have sex with Molly. Totally normal. Oh, and having a delusional…
Baddie – Daaaahdum. Daaaaahdum. Dahdumdahdumdahdumdahdum GREED. Lesson – Redemption is best served in the bayou killin’ a beastie. Gosh, it’s been forever since I’ve watched a movie about sharks. Honesty time – I grew up around the ocean and sharks scare the bejeezus out of me. So naturally, I enjoy shark movies the best. Also,…
Baddie – Nit-picky movie reviewer Lesson – Neat reboots can exist! Well, this is it. This is Evil Dead week. (Contains SPOILERS, proceed with caution) Alright. This is a big deal movie, so I’m going to try and do this review justice. First and foremost, I felt this was a successful reboot. It was scary and…
Sorry for the lateness of the post this week – again, grad school. It’s a hell of a thing. Well, this week they’re doing that neat thing where they flip society on its head. Now it’s Claire that has to earn the trust with Joe? Funny how the upper hand can influence things. Molly cares…
Rooster Illusion 