SciFridays: “Evil Dead” (2013)

Baddie – Nit-picky movie reviewer Lesson – Neat reboots can exist! Well, this is it. This is Evil Dead week. (Contains SPOILERS, proceed with caution) Alright. This is a big deal movie, so I’m going to try and do this review justice. First and foremost, I felt this was a successful reboot. It was scary and…

A Bomb in the Lasagna: ‘Room 237’ is The Only Time Watching People Debate Kubrick Will Ever Be Fun

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back guest writer Will Standish, the man behind October’s most excellent list of Halloween specials. Room 237 (2012): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hanging out with movie fans, it’s that we tend to get a little obsessive. Film buffs can spend hours watching and re-watching movies and poring…

Second Breakfast Slays Some Giants

Finals week! The bane of every college student and probably also professor. Stress levels are high, caffeine intake is high, nutrition is secondary, sleep is irrelevant, alcohol should probably just not be touched. Finals week sucks most verily. As I wrapped up my exams and was still unmotivated to finish my papers, I once again…

Strange Bacon Saturdays: Citadel

It is the often unfortunate obligation of a movie critic to observe, analyze, and ultimately pan a great deal of different low budget productions. There are film festival productions in the thousands, ranging in quality from mediocre to horrible, and one is often inclined to wonder how they ever made it onto a popular film…