Some of you have been with us since the beginning. You are heroes. Your parade is coming in the mail. It will take six to eight weeks to arrive, but it will be spectacular. The rest of you are okay. Either way, you’re here, it’s October, and that’s all that matters. Rooster Illusion tradition, passed…
Rooster Illusion is nothing if not a paragon of good taste and professional integrity. As such, when we make promises, we keep them, damn it. This introduction, like all my introductions, is serving a few different purposes. First, it is literally defining my critical values. Second, it is cleverly raising some of the important themes…
We’re taking a small break from social relevance this week, considering I was actually able to get to a real in-theater movie this week. It’s not easy, when you consider most of my funds and time are going towards post-college education, but I was able to make an exception for James Wan’s latest horror flick,…
Baddie – I can’t tell you. It’s a twist. Lesson – If there’s a weirdly puritanical camp counselor and people start dying, best behave yo’self. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I finally got around to…
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 You guys, I’m just so excited about this week’s movie I’m not even going to waste your time on a lengthy introductory paragraph. Much Ado About Murder (1973) The Plot: Edward Lionheart (Vincent Price) was a popular Shakespearean actor until London’s ruthless critics’ circle ruined his career.…
Baddie – Student loans, AM I RIGHT? Lesson – Surgeons are, and always will be, terrifying. If you like mid-week horror news in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! I think I’ve said it before – but most of the movies I review…
A friend of mine recently observed, and I think he’s quite right, that, “you can tell a lot about a person based on their reaction to the question, ‘Hey, do you want to go see the new Woody Allen movie tonight?’” Admittedly, neither he nor I were a hundred percent positive as to what you…
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