Baddie: I mean, I guess…uh…Santa? That seems wrong. Lesson: Finnish men are crazy. Merry Christmas, you guys! I, for one, am really looking forward to heading home and taking an actual vacation! Grad school is the pits! Yayyyyyyyy! This week, you ALMOST had to sit through another awful Christmas Movie like last year (strange Danish…
Baddie: Being sober! Lesson: If there’s something weird in your neighborhood, who’re you gonna call? BARTENDER! It isn’t often that I watch a movie that’s intended to be funny (for this column). Sharknado and Sharktopus and Piranahaconda aside – because those are movies that are intended to be funny by having you believe that the filmmakers are inept, which…
Baddie: Oh, man, so many things. Lesson: Anthologies are sometimes awesome! Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. I was so taken with V/H/S (see my other review) that I chose to watch the second one the following day. V/H/S/2 is also an anthology of shorts so I’ll review them…
Baddie: Oh, man, so many things. Lesson: Anthologies are sometimes awesome! Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. A couple of friends and I sat down recently to have a horror movie night (yeah, I have friends, and they’re cool like that). We opted to watch Dead Snow and V/H/S.…
Baddie: Ghosts of patients, and maybe weird doctors, but definitely of angsty filmmakers. Lesson: Procrastination is literally the devil. Just finish things. It’s better. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. I miss Octoberween already. I don’t normally do sequels. Not intentionally. I have, however, heard a…
Baddie: Pollution! Lesson: Business. Is it worth your entire family? Originally, I selected this movie to be part of Octoberween’s festivities, thinking it was an Australian horror. SURPRISE! This movie is in French. Yeah I don’t know. I just wiki’d ‘Australian Horror’ and was assured that this was an Australian film, but I guess that…
Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…
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