Baddie – Production. Lesson – Spending some time planning your movie is probably a good decision. Okay, so I’m on a shark kick. I like sharks. And look at the shark on this cover. It’s insane. It has like, a detachable jaw. And it’s called ‘Shark Week’ because they don’t give a damn if it’s…
Baddie – Circumstance. Lesson – Try not to get trapped in a grocery store with a shark. When we were in college, James and I made a lot of jokes about weird monster hybrids. One of these was ‘Sharkgurt: Lactose isn’t the only dangerous thing in the dairy isle’. So you can imagine my delight…
Well here we are. Episode 15. Little did I know when I wrote the first recap of the premiere that I was making such a huge commitment. This episode is called “The Final Chapter”, because, y’know. There’s a book metaphor. I think it goes without saying, but, SPOILERS. So, we ended last week with Parker in…
Baddie – A wendigo! A tunnel! A rabbit! A leech! The water! The tunnel again! Lesson – Seriously, the Outback will MESS you UP. ***CAUTION*** This post contains some graphic images (because they were too awesome not to share) but it’s probably the goriest post I’ve done. Oh hey! An Australian movie! Readers, you may…
This episode is called “The End is Near” which is so very…original. Y’know, because it’s the second to last episode in the season. I’m expecting some kind of twist (or cliffhanger).Because there had BETTER BE ONE. So this week starts with Joe watching Ryan have sex with Molly. Totally normal. Oh, and having a delusional…
Baddie – Daaaahdum. Daaaaahdum. Dahdumdahdumdahdumdahdum GREED. Lesson – Redemption is best served in the bayou killin’ a beastie. Gosh, it’s been forever since I’ve watched a movie about sharks. Honesty time – I grew up around the ocean and sharks scare the bejeezus out of me. So naturally, I enjoy shark movies the best. Also,…
First of all this week, this. It is my most favorite thing in the WORLD when this happens. “The following…by the Following.” YES. Someone made an announcer say this. And yes, I was watching The Mindy Project. I like it. It’s funny. I’m thanking the grad school gods (They exist, they’re just sadistic and spiteful,…
Rooster Illusion 