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Author Archives: cmmelv

March Madness Round 13, Semifinal: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ vs. ‘Selma’

Alright! We’re down to the wire. The semifinalists are (drum roll, except not, because Whiplash is out): Guardians of the Galaxy, The Lego Movie, Selma, and The Grand Budapest Hotel. In conjuncture with popular rule, these four films have beaten out all the others to compete in the last few rounds of voting and by the end…

March 25, 2015 in Movie Review.

March Madness Round 12: ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ vs. ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’

Well, how about that? Selma defeated Interstellar in the quarterfinal, securing a slot in the semifinal against Guardians of the Galaxy. I wonder who’s gonna win that. You’ll have a chance to vote for that in a couple days, but first let’s determine the winner of our last quarterfinal to see who will face off against The Lego Movie for…

March 23, 2015 in Uncategorized.

Second Breakfast: The Surprisingly Likable and Deep ‘Odd Thomas’

IMDb reckons about 9400 movies came out in 2014. By my count, under 100 of them might be worth seeing. The fact of the matter remains that people make bad movies. People make a lot of bad movies. In fact, most of what you run into out there in the great wide world of cinema…

March 22, 2015 in Movie Review, Netflix Review, Second Breakfast.

March Madness Round 11: ‘Interstellar’ vs. ‘Selma’

Perhaps to nobody’s great surprise, The Lego Movie beat out John Wick, securing a spot in the semifinals to face off against either Edge of Tomorrow or The Grand Budapest Hotel. Should be an interesting final four, at any rate. Will miss you, John Wick, you fought valiantly and shot a bunch of dudes, but…

March 21, 2015 in Uncategorized.

March Madness Round 10: ‘The Lego Movie’ vs. ‘John Wick’

We’re now well on our way through the quarterfinals with Round 10, Round 2 of Sequence 2… let’s just call it Round 10. One of the remaining seven movies will take the no doubt coveted title of Rooster Illusion’s Best Film of 2014, to be determined by your votes, dear reader. Voice your opinions! Such…

March 19, 2015 in Movie Review.

March Madness Round 9: ‘Whiplash’ vs. ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

The preliminary sequence of voting is now finished and we’re down to our final eight films: Whiplash, The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, John Wick, Interstellar, Edge of Tomorrow, Selma and The Grand Budapest Hotel. At this time I’d just like to thank everyone for taking part, and urge you all to continue to participate. By…

March 17, 2015 in Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Is so Fetch

In my admittedly limited experience, Netflix’s original series are pretty hit or miss. They’ve gone on record saying that they want to become HBO faster than HBO can become Netflix, which means that like HBO, much of what they churn out is merely soft-core porn with high production values and sub-Athenian political intrigue. I’ve always…

March 15, 2015 in Netflix Review, Second Breakfast, Show Review.

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