Happy Easter, y’all! Reckon it might be suitable to do something thematically relevant to this special occasion…ah…here’s the thing, though: I tend to find filmic representations of the Crucifixion a little, how should I say this? Tasteless? Yeah. Tasteless. Personal opinion. Don’t worry, all of you who are for some reason worrying, for while it…
After watching a recorded Stephen King University talk in Massachusetts, the book Cujo was mentioned and I felt inclined to give the short 1983 film adaptation a look. For the Canadians here, this was the story that prompted the nickname of long time Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Curtis Joseph. Its relevance in modern culture, however,…
Baddie – Shockingly, once again, college kids. Lesson – Communication is vital. I don’t know if you all know this, but the NEW EVIL DEAD IS COMING OUT SOON AJOFIJWEOIFDJSLDSKW. There was a point when James & I conceived this column that we hashed out some guidelines. Haha, no, I just arbitrarily designated some guidelines.…
Just in case you hadn’t seen Die Hard. Olympus Has Fallen (2013): The Plot: Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is a really good Secret Service agent. Probably the best. Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) is the President of America. He’s probably not the best, but he’s white and fairly likeable, so he’s definitely up there. Mike Banning…
So, dedicated reader, perhaps over the months you’ve thought to yourself, “What kind of guy is this author of Second Breakfast?” Then again, maybe you haven’t. If you have, then it’s time to celebrate. All is about to be answered! Sure, I’ve talked a little about myself in some past articles, when appropriate, but I’ve…
If you were anything like me as a child, you likely frequented the cable movie channels alone, searching desperately for some horror movie that you knew, were your parents around, that you would be roundly punished for watching. The opportunity to have a young imagination stretched beyond its somewhat benign capacities and into a world…
Baddie – Asylum Films. Lesson – If you want to watch something about time travel and dinosaurs, watch Primeval. If you read SciFridays with any kind of regularity, you’re familiar with Asylum films. I have a strong love/hate relationship with them. For instance, I enjoyed Two-Headed Shark Attack but I hated Megapiranha. They focus on making movies that…
Rooster Illusion 