Now, we all know that “Call Me Maybe” is the perfect pop song. It’s stupid and happy and super goddamn catchy. Weirdly enough, it isn’t about gettin’ drunk and having (probably) regrettable sex, which is the style these days. Quick re-cap: 80s pop songs were about musicians forced to enter a battle of dumb sexual…
As my twelve dedicated fans will know, I think that Nicolas Cage is pretty great (he is in the movie that I am about to review). During my Stupid Phase in college—every college kid has one—I went from hating him like everybody else to liking him ironically, which is worse. As I became less Stupid,…
Working at a video store—which is a thing that I do and very much enjoy—I get a lot of well-meaning customers telling me that Netflix doesn’t have any good movies on Instant. While I appreciate the attempt to create a euphemism for “I’m shopping here because of pity and nostalgia,” I’m inclined to disagree. There…
Well, at least it looks better than This Means War…
Hey, gang. Sorry that reviews have been coming kind of irregularly for the past few weeks/months. I just got a job, and I’m still shaking off the summer cobwebs. On an interesting side note, I have encountered some huge f*cking spiders when taking out the trash. Seriously, one of their webs got caught in my hair…
Rooster Illusion 