This week, in honor of not dying in the Mayan Apocalypse & the impending New Year (Lucky 13, everyone!) I opted to switch it up. Prior to Rooster Illusion, I actually watched movies like this because I like ’em. So here are two that I watched voluntarily, expecting them to be bad, but were actually quite…
Baddie – Saint Nick. This one is actually pretty obvious. Lesson – Dubbing makes everything better. Merry Apocalypsmas, kids. Here’s the fun part about foreign movies (this one is Danish). They have all this crazy humor that doesn’t make sense to me as an American. Also, there’s a lot of subtle racism. It’s so much…
Baddie – I can’t say. It’s a secret. Lesson – TV shows can do scary! I’m breaking tradition like crazy this week. I took the rulebook, and I threw it on the ground. I stomped on it a little for good measure, too. It started, like all good things in life, with peer pressure. In…
Baddie – Oregon Trail flashbacks. Lesson – Cowboys make almost everything cool. HEY! Guess what? It’s WESTERN WEEK. Okay, not really. I just wanted to watch a Western. And also, I wanted to delve a little deeper into this ‘underground monster’ thing I touched on last week. So this week, I watched “The Burrowers”. Here’s…
Baddie – Sharks! Lesson – Sharks! In the interest of full disclosure, I was baking an apple pie while I watched this movie. Alright, so, I saw “Sand Sharks” pop up in my recommended movies and I was all like, “SCORE.” It’s also nice to see that Brooke Hogan is still doing B-movies. I haven’t seen her…
Baddie – An actual gosh darned monster. Lesson – Anthropologists are CRAZY. (You know who you are) While everyone else is slacking off and enjoying turduckens and whatevs, I got involuntarily stuck working my real life job this week, so GUESS WHAT. SciFridays. It’ll never let you down. Except that week I went on surprise…
Baddie – Stupid teenagers. Lesson – Nature will f*** you up. “Grizzly Rage”. Oh…oh “Grizzly Rage”. What can I say. Well, I got all ambitious this week and watched a movie that didn’t involve scales. And I have to say, it was quite the foray into the furry. …That sounded better in my head.
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