Hey all you crazy SciFi loving kids – last week I took a vacation, but I totally watched a movie intending on writing about it. I swear. SO instead we’re gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned Double Feature. Enjoy. “Megapiranha” Baddie – Huge piranhas. Lesson – Don’t skip science class, no matter how boring…
Baddie – Pretty much everyone. Lesson – Estates are not just to be thrown around like candy. They’re serious business. I broke tradition a little bit this week. SciFridays celebrates terrible, low-budget B-movies that usually have little to no merit other than entertainment value. Well, “Bay of Blood” is a little more complicated than that.…
Baddie – It’s a magical pleiosaurus, Charlieeeee. Lesson – Don’t dick with science. You might end up with an irrelevant movie. This week on SciFridays, I sat down to the labor intensive task of drinking tea, knitting, taking notes and watching “Alligator X” or, as IMDB says, “Predator X”. The latter is more fitting as they…
Baddie – Incest. Lesson – It’s totally still okay to poke fun at rednecks. “Creature” is a 2011 film that is loosely based around the Native American ‘Wendigo’ myth (man becomes cannibalistic, becomes monster) but set in the Bayou with rednecks, which is marginally less offensive then it could have been.
Baddie – Genetically Engineered Vipers Lesson – Snakes aren’t that scary. Work on it. I realize that some people strongly dislike snakes. I also realize that some people strongly dislike Tara Reid. Unfortunately, “Vipers” has both of those things. Worse still, Tara Reid out performs the snakes. To compensate, Corbin Bernsen is in this movie.…
Finally, an October without homework. Now I can appreciate the month for what it really is: thirty days leading up to Halloween. Hallo-Month. That’s terrible. Octoberween? Meh. Good enough. Happy Octoberween, kids. Since I’m apparently in the mood for some spooky fun, Rooster Illusion is reviewing a horror movie a week, so you can look forward to…
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