Rooster Recap: 2014 Academy Awards
The Oscars couldn’t have been more boring this year. I predicted them 100%. Drops mic, walks off stage.
Rooster Recap: Archer Vice and the Vampiric FBI Agent
This episode kicks off with the ISIS crew trying to decide what to do with Pam, the ever obnoxious coworker who has taken her irritation and gluttony to a new level by becoming addicted to cocaine (See, it’s the food joke, but with drugs). Faced with two horribly unsuccessful drug deals and their most useful…
Rooster Recap: Archer Season 5 Episode 3: A Debt of Honor
Hey, Archer-fans (is there a word for that fandom yet?). James here. I’m taking over for Colin this week, because he’s, I don’t know, dead or something. Or working hard at grad school, or whatever. “A Debt of Honor” picks up pretty much where ”A Kiss While Dying” left off, with everyone lamenting the fact…
Rooster Recap: ‘Dexter’ Season 8, Episode 5: “This Little Piggy”
Disclaimer: If you watch Dexter, you know what a foul mouth Debra Morgan has. Well, it’s rubbed off on me and I might speak accordingly. Remember what a clusterfuck it was when retired Special Agent Frank Lundy died only four episodes into Season 4? I had heard that the fourth season of Dexter was one of the best…
Rooster Recap: ‘Dexter’ Season 8, Episode 4: “Scar Tissue”
I’ll mention the Previously this week only because it included something that we haven’t seen since the last few episodes of Season 2: the death of Harry Morgan. We already knew Harry had killed himself, but not quite why. When Dexter kills someone in Doakes’ presence, Doakes says, “Stay away from me.” Dexter’s heard someone say…
Rooster Recap: ‘Dexter’ Season 8, Episode 3: “What’s Eating Dexter Morgan?”
I wanted to take the time to spend this intro blurb talking about how the show as a whole fares. You’ll notice that however accurate the graph above is, it doesn’t include Season 7. I’m obsessed with Dexter, so I’m a little biased. The general opinion I’ve seen online though is that Season 7 is…
Rooster Recap: ‘Futurama’ Final Season, Episode 3: “Forty Percent Leadbelly”
In an underwhelming episode this week, Futurama focuses on the plight of Ramblin’ Rodriguez, the future’s newest folk singer. They can’t all be hits, I guess. More exciting than the episode this week is the beer I ended up reviewing. Great Lakes Brewing Co. is based in Cleveland, Ohio with a mission to supply interesting and…
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