Working at a video store—which is a thing that I do and very much enjoy—I get a lot of well-meaning customers telling me that Netflix doesn’t have any good movies on Instant. While I appreciate the attempt to create a euphemism for “I’m shopping here because of pity and nostalgia,” I’m inclined to disagree. There…
Well, at least it looks better than This Means War…
Hey, gang. Sorry that reviews have been coming kind of irregularly for the past few weeks/months. I just got a job, and I’m still shaking off the summer cobwebs. On an interesting side note, I have encountered some huge f*cking spiders when taking out the trash. Seriously, one of their webs got caught in my hair…
Oh, hey, was that another two week hiatus? My, how time flies. What’s your excuse this time? Did I already use “walkabout?” Yeah. Shit. Yeah. And you used “writer’s block” earlier this summer. Then I guess I’ll have to go with “general laziness.” Next time you should just fake your death. Oh, that’s your answer…
Well, this seems…familiar.
Aw yeah.
Before I start the review, I’m going to take a moment to talk about the massacre in Colorado. Better, wiser people than I have said better, wiser things than I’m going to say. But bear with me. It’s a terrible, terrible thing that happened. I can’t fathom what the victims and their families are going…
Rooster Illusion 