Baddie – Ebola scare. Lesson – Horror origin stories are -hard-, you guys. The first Cabin Fever, while not a horrendously scary movie in my opinion, goes down as having one of the creepiest scenes in it as far as I’m concerned. Shaving one’s legs and having your skin come off is possibly the most terrifying thing ever,…
Baddie – Extreme living situations. Lesson – Just because you -can- live somewhere doesn’t mean you -should-. TODAY IS HALLOWEEN. I, for one, will be celebrating by attending an illustrious showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show at a one Alamo Drafthouse – what will you be doing? Sadly, this is the last vampire themed movie…
Baddie – I mean, I guess vampires. Colin Farrell’s handsome face. Lesson – Vampirism is still not the best way to go through puberty. More vampires in the way Fright Night. I have not seen the original 80’s movie, and while I’d normally watch the original movie first, I made a compulsive decision to watch the remake because…
Baddie – I mean, y’know. Aliens. Lesson – There’s a reason people don’t live full time in Antarctica. Just saying. So! Back to Shame September we go, finishing the month off with John Carpenter’s “The Thing”. I chose the 1982 version because of one really important reason – Kurt Russell. I saved this one for last because…
Baddie – Madness, slow-brewed over time. Lesson – Maybe, maybe a walrus is superior. I’m taking a quick break from Shame September because Tusk came out, and I needed to go and see it. I encouraged a friend of mine to drive all the way up to Austin for it, and as a result, that required a…
Baddie – Reality is a cruel mistress. Lesson – Astrological events are not the best times to try new things. I really really enjoyed The House of the Devil. Like, really enjoyed it. It manages to accomplish something that so many others attempt – genre horror within a different genre setting. Our setting is extremely important,…
Baddie: Pollution! Lesson: Business. Is it worth your entire family? Originally, I selected this movie to be part of Octoberween’s festivities, thinking it was an Australian horror. SURPRISE! This movie is in French. Yeah I don’t know. I just wiki’d ‘Australian Horror’ and was assured that this was an Australian film, but I guess that…
Rooster Illusion 