Baddie – Blind ambition? Lesson – Stop impulsively making Greek myth movies. Stahp. Well would you look at that – I’m actually reviewing a movie that’s -in- theaters! It’s my first (2014) movie! Oh…oh, The Legend of Hercules….where do we begin? This movie was such a mess. And I mean, really, even more of a mess…
Baddie – Curiosity killed the…children. Seriously though. Lesson – Wait 24 hours before hanging someone for a crime you just suspect was theirs. In case anyone is wondering – Sleepy Hollow returns this coming week, and as an added bonus – I’ll be tackling the new season of Sherlock when it airs over here in the…
Baddie – Low-personal motivation. Lesson – I suck at making lists. I thought I might end this year in movies with some general thoughts/mini reviews/reflections, since this was my first full year as a columnist. We started this year with Piranha: 3D and ended with the odd Finnish Rare Exports. We watched a lot of Australian…
Baddie: I mean, I guess…uh…Santa? That seems wrong. Lesson: Finnish men are crazy. Merry Christmas, you guys! I, for one, am really looking forward to heading home and taking an actual vacation! Grad school is the pits! Yayyyyyyyy! This week, you ALMOST had to sit through another awful Christmas Movie like last year (strange Danish…
Baddie: Being sober! Lesson: If there’s something weird in your neighborhood, who’re you gonna call? BARTENDER! It isn’t often that I watch a movie that’s intended to be funny (for this column). Sharknado and Sharktopus and Piranahaconda aside – because those are movies that are intended to be funny by having you believe that the filmmakers are inept, which…
Baddie: Oh, man, so many things. Lesson: Anthologies are sometimes awesome! Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. I was so taken with V/H/S (see my other review) that I chose to watch the second one the following day. V/H/S/2 is also an anthology of shorts so I’ll review them…
Baddie: Oh, man, so many things. Lesson: Anthologies are sometimes awesome! Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. A couple of friends and I sat down recently to have a horror movie night (yeah, I have friends, and they’re cool like that). We opted to watch Dead Snow and V/H/S.…
Rooster Illusion 