Baddie – A wendigo! A tunnel! A rabbit! A leech! The water! The tunnel again! Lesson – Seriously, the Outback will MESS you UP. ***CAUTION*** This post contains some graphic images (because they were too awesome not to share) but it’s probably the goriest post I’ve done. Oh hey! An Australian movie! Readers, you may…
This episode is called “The End is Near” which is so very…original. Y’know, because it’s the second to last episode in the season. I’m expecting some kind of twist (or cliffhanger).Because there had BETTER BE ONE. So this week starts with Joe watching Ryan have sex with Molly. Totally normal. Oh, and having a delusional…
Every so often, Hollywood produces a movie that is unreasonably cruel to teenage girls everywhere. What do I mean by that? Let’s consider Terrence Malick’s next movie, yet untitled, starring Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, and Christian Bale. They don’t come prettier than that. People are going to see that movie expecting to bask in an…
I’ll be honest, I didn’t get the opportunity to watch a new film to review this week. Struck by glorious inspiration, the majority of my time went into writing, either for a graduate school application or my novel. I really hope that I didn’t mix any of the two up with each other, or else…
Baddie – Daaaahdum. Daaaaahdum. Dahdumdahdumdahdumdahdum GREED. Lesson – Redemption is best served in the bayou killin’ a beastie. Gosh, it’s been forever since I’ve watched a movie about sharks. Honesty time – I grew up around the ocean and sharks scare the bejeezus out of me. So naturally, I enjoy shark movies the best. Also,…
This has been a really weird year for me so far. I’ve reviewed, like, five new movies. That’s crazy! Usually I just write about anything I happen to have seen recently, which can range wildly and is how I ended up writing about The Last Unicorn. Of course, movie critics generally try to stay pretty…
As my seemingly endless period of novel-based cinema comes to a close this week, I’d like to share one of my personal favorites of the King collection, in what I consider to be a fitting end to the saga here at Strange Bacon. Misery, a 1990 film, was released very shortly after the book was…
Rooster Illusion 