My job is to be critical. I get paid, right now, in self-satisfaction and smugness. I like to take long hard looks at things and determine whether they are worth my time and energy. There are plenty of ridiculous things that I love, and plenty of things I -should- like, but don’t. Sleepy Hollow has…
Baddie: Ghosts of patients, and maybe weird doctors, but definitely of angsty filmmakers. Lesson: Procrastination is literally the devil. Just finish things. It’s better. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention. I miss Octoberween already. I don’t normally do sequels. Not intentionally. I have, however, heard a…
$10 says this episode is about how Ichabod Crane and Paul Revere are best friends. Within mere frames of the recap I am proven correctly. Prepare for the latest inundation of history and the supernatural! If they’re going to do this show for seven years/seasons, I wonder what they’ll do after they run out of…
Baddie: Pollution! Lesson: Business. Is it worth your entire family? Originally, I selected this movie to be part of Octoberween’s festivities, thinking it was an Australian horror. SURPRISE! This movie is in French. Yeah I don’t know. I just wiki’d ‘Australian Horror’ and was assured that this was an Australian film, but I guess that…
MAN. I missed this show. I hate hiatuses, especially when I go to check Hulu for the latest episode and experience the crushing emptiness of nothing. That sounded dramatic, but, it’s real. So with great glee I settled down to this week’s episode with a cuppa decaf tea. With a title like ‘The Sin Eater,’…
Let me get one thing out of the way: I did not read Ender’s Game as a child. I have not worshipped its brilliance for years and pined for a movie while waiting anxiously for a fair treatment of the content. I read Ender’s Game this week, and I finished it within 24 hours of…
Baddie: The French! Lesson: If someone is murdering your friends and you don’t know who the murderer is, it’s probably you. OR IS IT. I KNOW, it’s November. Technically. I actually scheduled this thing to post at 11:59 so it would count for Octoberween, because, y’know, I like Octoberween. I’m gonna miss it. Next week,…
Rooster Illusion 