Rooster Recap: 2014 Academy Awards
The Oscars couldn’t have been more boring this year. I predicted them 100%. Drops mic, walks off stage.
Second Breakfast’s 2014 Oscar Picks
Oscars! The Academy Awards are tonight, and, like probably most people, I no longer really care about them. Will I watch them? Yes. Will I recap them for this website? You betcha. Do I care? Not really. Part of why I don’t care stems from the nominations. As I discussed in my earlier Oscars article,…
Rooster Recap: ‘Justified’ 5.7 “Raw Deal”
This week’s Justified was, surprisingly and unfortunately, disappointing. The more I think about it, the more I realize that it was just every small-scale complaint I’ve had about this season so far piled one on top of another to form a single large-scale complaint. Raylan’s plot was pretty inconsequential. In general, I don’t mind filler…
Second Breakfast Doesn’t Even Go to This School
So, as many of you know, I am a college student, and shall remain in this state of being for a few more months. Attending a college comes with many things, including a bunch of people expecting you to partake in community events. My university is particularly keen on participation in festivals, celebrations, awareness weeks,…
Second Breakfast: ‘The Monuments Men’ Leaves Much to Be Desired
I’m still reeling a bit from The Lego Movie. I’ll calm down soon, I promise. Time marches on and movies just keep coming out. Like, all the time, and if we want to stay afloat as film review site in the incredibly cutthroat industry of film review sites (someone from the competition shot a gun…
Rooster Recap: Justified 5.6 “Kill the Messenger”
This week’s episode of Justified began on a positive note: with Raylan ruining the best day of Art’s career by revealing his potential involvement in the murder of Nicky Augustine, and Art punching Raylan in the face. Classic. But this show is all about things not going well for people. It’s always been about that.…
Second Breakfast: The Lego Movie Is Perfect
The few, the proud, the “those with nothing better to do” among you probably know by now that I always begin my articles with a completely pointless introductory paragraph before I approach my obligatory plot summary. Not this time, folks. I’m reviewing The Lego Movie this week and I cannot postpone my excitement. I’m getting…
Rooster Illusion 