Baddie – Oregon Trail flashbacks. Lesson – Cowboys make almost everything cool. HEY! Guess what? It’s WESTERN WEEK. Okay, not really. I just wanted to watch a Western. And also, I wanted to delve a little deeper into this ‘underground monster’ thing I touched on last week. So this week, I watched “The Burrowers”. Here’s…
Baddie – Sharks! Lesson – Sharks! In the interest of full disclosure, I was baking an apple pie while I watched this movie. Alright, so, I saw “Sand Sharks” pop up in my recommended movies and I was all like, “SCORE.” It’s also nice to see that Brooke Hogan is still doing B-movies. I haven’t seen her…
Baddie – An actual gosh darned monster. Lesson – Anthropologists are CRAZY. (You know who you are) While everyone else is slacking off and enjoying turduckens and whatevs, I got involuntarily stuck working my real life job this week, so GUESS WHAT. SciFridays. It’ll never let you down. Except that week I went on surprise…
Baddie – Stupid teenagers. Lesson – Nature will f*** you up. “Grizzly Rage”. Oh…oh “Grizzly Rage”. What can I say. Well, I got all ambitious this week and watched a movie that didn’t involve scales. And I have to say, it was quite the foray into the furry. …That sounded better in my head.
Baddie – Pretty much everyone. Lesson – Estates are not just to be thrown around like candy. They’re serious business. I broke tradition a little bit this week. SciFridays celebrates terrible, low-budget B-movies that usually have little to no merit other than entertainment value. Well, “Bay of Blood” is a little more complicated than that.…
Rooster Illusion 