Second Breakfast Previews the Cannes Lineup

The summer is almost upon us! Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Wolverine, Man of Steel, Pacific Rim, Monsters University, Fast & Furious 6, The Great Gatsby, World War Z, The Hangover Part III, After Earth, Despicable Me 2, This Is the End, Now You See Me, The Bling Ring, Kick-Ass 2, The…

SciFridays: “Primal” (2010)

Baddie – A wendigo! A tunnel! A rabbit! A leech! The water! The tunnel again! Lesson – Seriously, the Outback will MESS you UP. ***CAUTION*** This post contains some graphic images (because they were too awesome not to share) but it’s probably the goriest post I’ve done. Oh hey! An Australian movie! Readers, you may…

Second Breakfast: The Place Beyond the Pines

Every so often, Hollywood produces a movie that is unreasonably cruel to teenage girls everywhere. What do I mean by that? Let’s consider Terrence Malick’s next movie, yet untitled, starring Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, and Christian Bale. They don’t come prettier than that. People are going to see that movie expecting to bask in an…

Strange Bacon Saturdays: IMDB Top 250

I’ll be honest, I didn’t get the opportunity to watch a new film to review this week. Struck by glorious inspiration, the majority of my time went into writing, either for a graduate school application or my novel. I really hope that I didn’t mix any of the two up with each other, or else…