You know how every so often an indie movie will come out with a good cast and appropriately quirky trailer and you think, “Hm, that looks pretty good,” and then, because you don’t live in a city, it never comes to theaters anywhere near you and over the course of a year you completely forget…
Just in case you still haven’t seen Die Hard. Also, I reviewed the (first) “Die Hard in the White House” movie back in March. White House Down (2013): The Plot: Cale Vente Latte (Channing Tatum) is handsome and charming, but doesn’t really have his shit together or respect authority. He does have a daughter (Joey King),…
Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…
In an underwhelming episode this week, Futurama focuses on the plight of Ramblin’ Rodriguez, the future’s newest folk singer. They can’t all be hits, I guess. More exciting than the episode this week is the beer I ended up reviewing. Great Lakes Brewing Co. is based in Cleveland, Ohio with a mission to supply interesting and…
As baseball struggles to still be this country’s national pastime, it is movies like 42 that not only show us how far baseball has come, but what we’ve have done to revolutionize the sport and the world. If you think 42 is just another movie about baseball, you’re wrong. It’s way more than that. As…
The answer is yes, yes we will. In fact, that’s what the episode starts out with. As you’ll find out, I was incredibly pleased with last night’s episode. It had everything that last week’s premiere lacked and had me shrieking with excitement throughout. Before I get too excited though, let’s have some wine. This week,…
Well, I did it. I finally read all of The Lord of the Rings in one go, cover-to-cover. I’ve been a fan of the series for actually most of my life, and though I’d read scattered bits and pieces that amounted to a majority of the book, I’d never just read the whole thing from…
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