Rooster Recap: Archer is back!

I’m not normally a comedy person. Of the FX show lineup, Justified was always more  my thing. That said, Archer occupies a special place amongst modern comedy; a symbol that we won’t stand for extended laugh tracks or nut shots as the best form of humor. In watching tonight’s season 5 premier of Archer, I…

Rooster Recap: This Column Is Justified, Right?

Actually, I opted for the more standard left justification. Okay, a brief disclaimer for anyone who’s never read one of these Rooster Recaps before: this is spoiler central. Seriously, the entire article is just one big spoiler… that’s sort of the point. I have the rare and unparalleled privilege of recapping the newest season of…

Rooster Illusion: ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013): The Plot: Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a total scumbag. His main goal in life is to get rich, and wouldn’t ya know it, that’s a goal you can accomplish by working on Wall Street and being a total scumbag. The film briefly follows Belfort’s rise from greedy kid…

Single-Malt Movies: Crystal Fairy

I had never heard of Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012 (2013) until I read BuzzFeed’s 44 Movies You Probably Missed in 2013.  Then I noticed it was on Netflix.  Then I had my first vacation in many, many months and decided to come back and do a guest piece for Rooster Illusion.  Not only…