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A Bomb in the Lasagna: To Sir Roger Moore, The Most Loveable Bond

The first James Bond movie I saw starring the late and dearly missed Roger Moore was Live and Let Die in high school. I grew up with Sean Connery’s classics in heavy rotation on VHS at home and the adventures of Pierce Brosnan playing out in theaters and on my Nintendo 64, and while popular logic dictates…

May 25, 2017 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: This Day in Awkward Animation History – The Censored Eleven

The Censored Eleven are a selection of old cartoons that were censored in 1968 due to their racist overtones and their negative depiction of black people. These cartoons form the basis of so many controversial topics ranging from racism to censorship issues to use of parody and the media, that it honestly would take many…

May 20, 2017 in Saturday Morning Cartoons, Short Film.

Oh, crap! Rooster Illusion’s Birthday Was Ten Days Ago and I Forgot

(I did not forget. I just pressed play on the next episode of Trailer Park Boys. I am not sorry.) Five years. 365 days, but five times of that. An avalanche of minutes, hours, weeks, memories, and times that I shampooed my hair twice during a single shower because the act has become so automatic that…

May 17, 2017 in Valuable Information.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: Get to Know Your Space-Family Better in “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 opens in now familiar territory: our intrepid band of heroic space-goofs trade some quips, tease out some deeper emotional conflicts, and lay the smack on a cosmic slug to some super sounds of the 70s while Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) shakes what he’s got. It’s moments like these that made…

May 10, 2017 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: “Moana” is Another Good Disney Film

In general, Disney makes good films. And Moana is another in a line of pretty awesome movies that the company has been releasing recently. I feel like lately Disney has been breaking down its own cliches in an extremely on-the-nose, yet strangely refreshing way. First there was Frozen which essentially tore down its “Disney Princess”…

May 6, 2017 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: “Sing” Was Not Bad, but it Hit a Few Sour Notes

    In my last article, I mentioned that Sing was another attempt by Illumination Entertainment to be Pixar, and failing at it, and I still stand by that statement. This to me has been the studio’s major flaw in how it makes it’s animated films. Well, that and the ungodly amount of advertisements  and commercialism…

April 22, 2017 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Storks Delivered More Than Expected

I was on a couple of really long flights recently between Japan and the US, and having several hours worth of time to kill I ended up watching three animated movies that had come out within the last year – Moana, Sing, and Storks. The first two movies had a wide viewership and based on…

April 8, 2017 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

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