Rooster Recap: This Column Is Justified, Right?

Actually, I opted for the more standard left justification. Okay, a brief disclaimer for anyone who’s never read one of these Rooster Recaps before: this is spoiler central. Seriously, the entire article is just one big spoiler… that’s sort of the point. I have the rare and unparalleled privilege of recapping the newest season of…

Second Breakfast: The Desolation of Smaug

In 1937, the world at large was introduced to a little creature, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins, who lived in a hole in a ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down…