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Monthly Archives: July 2016

Saturday Morning Cartoons – Why I Hate “The Lion King”

  We all know The Lion King. It has been hailed as not only one of Disney’s greatest films, but one of the greatest animated films of all time. It has been nominated for and won several awards including Golden Globe’s Best Picture – Musical or Comedy, being one of only three animated films to…

July 9, 2016 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Show Review.

/horror is stranded with Blake Lively in “The Shallows” (2016)

Baddie: One large, bitter shark. Lesson: Surfing can be dangerous if you let it be? If you’ve followed Rooster Illusion and /horror [SciFridays] for a while, you’ll know I like shark movies. I’m tempted to say the last theatrical shark movie release was Shark Night? (Internet, help?) In 2011. Needless to say, I’ve been waiting,…

July 8, 2016 in Movie Review, SciFriday, slash_horror.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: Love, Friendship, and the Gassy Dead “Swiss Army Man”

If you’ve heard anything at all about Swiss Army Man, there’s a chance you’ve already made up your mind about whether or not it’s going to be your thing. Since it’s debut at Sundance earlier this year (and the storied theater walk-outs that accompanied it), Swiss Army Man has been most commonly known by another, admittedly accurately…

July 7, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: The Rock, the Heat, and ‘Central Intelligence’

“I am confident that someday in the future The Rock, who was once a professional wrestler, will run for president of the United States, and I think that he will win. I have seen with my own eyes the power of The Rock. The Rock is a uniter, not a divider. When the BOP showed…

July 3, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

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