Baddie – TERRIBLE ending. Lesson – It’s not how you start, but how you end. I cannot stress this enough. Yellow Brick Road is a rather unassuming film that popped up on Netflix a while ago, and I finally go around to it. It’s billed as an exploration into the collective disappearance of an entire…
Baddie – Wes Craven (Yeah. Wes Craven) Lesson – The current economic climate has made farmers a little desperate. As you may remember from last week, I now have a Twitter. Follow me there for interesting mid-week horror/sci-fi tidbits and stuff. I’m…well I’m not really sure what I just watched. This is one of those…
HEY GUESS WHAT IT’S SHARK WEEK. ALSO I HAVE TWITTER NOW. @SciFridays As you may or may not know, I’ve watched a lot of shark movies. So many, in fact, that it was kind of difficult to pick a new one for beloved ‘Shark Week’ on Discovery Channel this week. In fact, Shark Movies I’ve…
Baddie – Once again, horny teenagers. Lesson – Twists are not the answer. As you may or may not know, a lot of the movies I watch for this blog come from Netflix. Some of them sit in my Instant Queue for a long time. This is one of those movies. “Fear Island” is unique…
Baddie – Honestly, a huge shark. Lesson – Australian movies hold no hope. I’m in a shark kinda mood. So I picked out a movie to watch – Blue Steel. Then I re-read the synopsis and realized I’ve already seen it. So I resorted to my second choice, The Reef, because who doesn’t want to watch the ‘scariest…
Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…
Baddie – Lawyers. Lesson – If a movie requires you to take notes to keep things straight…you’re working too hard. So this week I watched Beast Beneath because I was told (by Netflix) that it was a treasure hunting story with a creature hunting the hunters. What it was, really, was an hour and a half…
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