Second Breakfast Is Feeling a Bit Peckish

Cannibals! I can’t say this confidently, because I have done the bare minimum amount of research, but without being too declarative, Rooster Illusion features more articles on cannibalism than any other film review blog ever. Cannibalism is what makes us special. It’s what sets us apart from the animals… well, from certain animals. From some…

SciFridays: “Dying Breed” (2008)

Baddie – I mean, cannibalism is wrong. Lesson – Don’t eat people. It’s creepy, and gross, and a little weird. Feel free to tweet me any questions, recommendations, comments, compliments, whatever! Really, I just like the attention.  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE! Over 50 movies and television shows later, it’s my one-year anniversary here at Rooster Illusion! I’m…

SciFridays: “Hansel & Gretel” (2013)

Baddie – Asylum Studios. Lesson – Revenge is a dish best served with poetic justice. Here are some things I don’t do well with. Torture films, and people being cooked alive. GUESS WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT. So, right off the bat we have a bakery serving ‘meat pies’, a la Sweeney Todd. And some straight…

SciFridays: “Donner Pass” (2012)

Baddie – Possibly history. Lesson – Douchebag teenagers are usually subjected to death by horror movie. And now for something completely different! A cross-over historical fiction + wendigo myth! What!? Is it Christmas already?? At first glimmer, Donner Pass is pretty in the same way as The Burrowers. Historical horror tends to have that same…