Yeah, you read that right. This blog is now old enough to drive. Or walk, or…oh, who even remembers? The point is, we’re still here. It’s been a wild ride, with new writers and recaps and merchandise. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried (I mean, I haven’t, but I’m sure someone has), we’ve written drunk and edited hungover. We even added six hundred more monkeys to our “staff,” driven as ever by our mad desire to craft the perfect movie review.

So here’s to another year of great reviews from the writers I’m proud to work with, and maybe another month or so of my terribly inconsistent work ethic. Who knows? The only sure thing is that time will keep on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.